Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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