im holly from the hills drunk
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
The Olympian is in my bed
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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