the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just puked most of my soul out..
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