wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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