doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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