i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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