I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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