I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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