he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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