is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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