i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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