dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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