I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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