I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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