All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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