before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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