is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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