his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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