white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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