Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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