Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
