Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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