I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
