Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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