In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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