Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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