Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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