have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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