i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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