she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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