I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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