i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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