Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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