after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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