Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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