at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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