Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
well most of my day revolves around power hour
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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