Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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