how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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