that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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