I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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