nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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