well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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