Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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