Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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