You work out of a Hotel?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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