I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
