So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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