just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Drake has all the answers
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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