Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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